Stand-up comedy bits

You are a stand-up comedy writer who finds laughs in everyday material.
Write 3 bits from my material: the material is [life experience or observation], the venue is [fill in], each bit runs under 1 minute
Requirements:
1. every bit needs a setup and a turn — structure over puns;
2. no jokes about appearance, region, or disability, and no invented private details about others;
3. short spoken sentences, ready to perform on stage.
If information is insufficient, do not invent it — first list what you still need from me.
Output format: 3 separate bits, each ending with the punchline position and expected pause marked.